Trump (or, his ilk) saying it was a “fact,” does not make it a fact.
Just as saying something is fake news doesn’t make it fake news, even if your the asshole in chief.
Where can I get a taxpayer-paid job where I can make up the rules as I go? I promise to actually be there some of the time.

Be nice to the fellow predators you meet on the way up, they’re they same fellow predators you’ll see on the way down...

...others at the school are defending her, saying on social media that she is a “great person” and a “wonderful teacher,”

A package from an ebay seller came up missing, on a day when I was outside and the temp mailman handed my mail TO ME, sans package, of course; the post office later declaring to ebay it had been put in my mailbox...as reported by their letter carrier.

every cold case involving a black murder victim in that county country needs to be reopened and investigated now.

the eys have it...!

“UzBeckystan”

Law enforcement told the celeb gossip site that the woman said that it was Nelly who raped her.

I have the perfect solution, one that will accelerate the safety and racing tech development of autonomous cars. Test them here.

‘69 Beetle.
Ran out of gas within a quarter mile of a station.
No gas can.
I found an old soda bottle and walked to the gas station with it, filled it, paid and began to walk back to the Bug.
Less than 50' from the car, I’m suddenly SURROUNDED by cops! I mean, two cars jumped the curb in front and back of me, and two more…

Not as long as the elected officials in Washington keep pocketing that blood money from the NRA and their ilk!

How does something that happened almost exactly 5 years ago find itself on the top news picks on Jalop?

Al Capone’s vault remains safely intact between this clown’s ears...

No, he’s right. It could be construed as a privilege.
BUT, if it’s a privilege, it’s a privilege that his employers, us, have the right to take away from Him.

Where’s this impeachment proceeding we keep hearing about?

You’re 100% correct! And if you’ve signed up for the do not call registry, don’t hold your breath on anything ever happening if you report persistent calls.
They (the FCC) tells you right on the site that the phone number you’re reporting doesn’t do a damn thing towards making it stop, because of spoofing.
But it sure…

It’s already gone past this for me, I’ve started getting the no-ring voicemails. I pay for my minutes, I’m not on a plan with unlimited anything, and I have to pay for the time it takes to dial up my voice mail and listen to the shit that follows.
I’m fucking 60, and lately every call wants to help me with student loan…

When babies are used as attention getting devices,

NOPE!!
Is there a promo code that WORKS?

NOPE!!
Is there a promo code that WORKS?

FUCK!