My brother in law acquired a barn find ‘96 Jaguar XJS, with the SWEET 12 cylinder motor, and only 20,000 original miles, but didn’t change the tranny fluid before driving it.

I’ve Seen All Good People, by Yes, is the better chess song:

The last LEO to arrive had the job of blocking the camera before they went to work on the getaway driver.

Well, he’ll never write a bad check again, so, there’s that...

I wish there was a way to actually SEE the video instead of a big blank space between paragraphs...

I know, right? Milk ain’t light!

nursing lingerie?

any direct link for non facebookians?

I would normally say Outlook is the best, But...
They recently forced a change in appearance on my account that came with NO SAVE AS DRAFT option. If I was working on a draft, I found I just had to leave it and work on something else and it somehow was saved.
THEN they put in a SAVE AS DRAFT command without letting…

Are those T Tops I see over the driver and passenger seats?!?
Or, is that just where the camo fake roof is attached...? awwww....

As a NY driver I have to say that something needs to be done. Maybe not this law in its current version but something nevertheless.
I can’t even take a short trip to the grocery store without seeing dozens of people either talking on their phones or holding them up against the wheel and so obviously texting.
If I were a…

Why are his eyes looking in two different directions?

I knew about it, but Toyota kept saying my ‘08 Matrix wasn’t part of it, after I called them, of course.
I subsequently learned it had been added to the growing list afterall, but no word from Toyota.
If I hadn’t looked it up myself, I’d still be driving it around with the, possibly, defective inflator.
I’d say part of…

Horst-wurst?

second hand smoke?

1970 VW Karmann Ghia convertible, triple black, that turned out to have more rust than steel left.
It was also an auto stick, so I don’t feel too terrible about it.

worst. photoshopping. ever.

A wombat can lie flat on the floor of its burrow, let a predator get on top of it, and will raise up and crush the predator to death against the ceiling of the tunnel.

HA!