My spiders and I have an arrangement that works well for both sides. Stay in the basement and you live, come upstairs and you die. Every now and then I have to enforce the rule, but somehow, the majority have got the message. Got some biggun’s down there.
And don’t get me started on the house centipedes...I’ve…

I LOVE the white tires, we need more white tires!!!

Not mine, but a buddy’s experience. He owned a Fiat 124 sedan, drove it back and forth to college in another state regularly, like every weekend. One day, as he was leaving school, the front sub frame said good bye to the uni body due to rust. He tied it back together with jumper cables and rope and made it home, and…

...Kardashian continues to make Odom’s medical decisions,

Khloe can’t leave Lamar’s side, if she does she won’t get the assistant director credit and that extra paycheck.

But all the politicians will still receive the raises they voted for, for themselves, right?

“video unavailable”

yeah, but it would have kept an asshole with a gun, who has already shot you, at the scene...and now he’s mad that you damaged his car. Think about it.

Got it! I have plenty of pieces of scrap wood the ladder in my backyard!

Well, since we can just draw up our own certificates of authenticity, I have a lock of the Lindbergh baby’s hair for sale. The fact that it looks a lot like my own hair is inconsequential, just read the certificate for proof.

“Are you filming it live?”

No time to read 400 comments, so someone else may have already observed that Palin is probably pissed that she didn’t have the option of preventing her oopsies, and further, I’m going to assume that when she does read of an unplanned pregnancy for some young woman, she smirks for a little bit...

missed that part, thanks. She’s still an idiot.

...and I will be donating all the proceeds of this deal to the World Wildlife Fund

VW rear seat windows.

There needs to be an impeachment law for elected officials who believe this kind of crap. I could make a video showing anything abhorrent, and some republican would latch onto it and stop the government in its tracks. What are they, like 5? Planned Parenthood is just the latest monster under the bed.

Spell check police here, headline says “Daugher” instead of “Daughter.”

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Never for us laptop jockeys?