these tears: feels good man

Fun sized, big enough for one hand.

inb4 warblegarble these guys are assholes...

You’re all wrong, Taxi Cab Confessions car.

Dick = shat

Brady is friends with Trump and stated today that he supports his friend in everything he does; this presumably includes Trump stating publicly and clearly that he would like to ban Muslims from the United States.

MFW I finally understood you were saying War-priest instead of Warp-iest

This happens frequently in Florida, especially around the Disney Area.

With that picture, every time is an appropriate time.

God damn am I glad that Drew Magary didn’t write this. Well, because... yeah, this....

In this thread recommending all the “Pootie Tang is awesome” replies like,

I was extremely skeptical about Zero and had the chance to ride them this weekend. I was blown away by the total package. A whole lot of fun and it’s not like the entire budget for the bike went to the battery. The suspension was in my comfort zone, the styling is minimalistic, but enjoyable, and the aftermarket…

^This guy/girl, missing any attempt at humor.

How is R2-D2 not number 1?

Misread title, thought it was Francesca Le shopping for cocks.

ah, the good old days of being a dumb diy’er and thinking I could do everything myself without looking for help on the internet

Every time I saw the Skull Parasite Unit was starring in the episode, I had the same reaction.

Leave your feet, lose your seat.

This isn’t a normal thing? I’ve had to do my first oil change on my Ducati, Suzuki, and Triumph all around 600 miles. I know, motorcycle vs car argument, but my bikes and this car are both high-strung, performance machines.

THIS JUST IN!