It's two and a half cubits long, one and a half cubits wide, and one and a half cubits long. Constructed of acacia wood that's been gold-plated, inside and out. There are two angels, in solid gold, facing each other, with wing tips touching, on the top.

MURPHY MURPHY!

By the time I went to sleep last night I'd tried to get it working maybe eight times over six hours; the farthest I got was stepping into the blue circle after Lamar drops you off. Messages were usually the failure to host one. Lost my character twice (and once reloaded the game to find my character's gender and look…

The red and yellow thing is a challenge coin, apparently.

The sale at The Yetee is over, this shirt will be available in my RedBubble store soon.

I'm pretty sure cross-game chat is confirmed for PS4, so there's that.

Disc-loading-only games have been one of the biggest shocks I've faced in my 2-3 weeks of PS3 ownership after years of being 360-only. I bought a 12GB PS3 and a 500GB drive for cheap, thinking, 'man, that's a good chunk of games I can install.' Then the first time I ran The Last of Us I thought the percentage progress…

I imagine that every time Sean Bean shoots his last scene for a project where he DOESN'T die, he still braces himself, expecting some kind of cruel director's joke.

It doesn't 'promise' anything, it says 'Get the Ultimate Audio Advantage,' which seems more like an invitation to buy it, not 'this is inside.'

Twelve hours, zero comments.

I'd recommend against staying away from that Harman Kardon, or anything in the current 1xxx or 2xxx line, even at that price. They've seriously cheaped out on the transformers, and every unit I've tried (bought and returned four of them) has had pretty serious transformer buzz (not to mention they're a lot lighter…

This is correct, you have to get followed by the Gawker site in question. Until an editor with the power to follow you 'as' the blog (in this case Kotaku) actually follows you, you're in greysville.

'We released a week ago!'

I wonder how they pronounce 'c*nt' in the game. I always have trouble with that asterisk.

Here's webcam footage of Keroco while they were playing.

It means get ready for Drum Circle HD and Where In The World Are Those Two Ounces I Had Stashed In My Sleeping Bag? franchises.

Maybe with one hell of a tail wind. Direct flights tend to run in the hour-and-a-quarter range. By car, you're looking at closer to five or six hours depending on the route and traffic.

Looking forward to pushing a USB plug into a port containing cheeseburger crumbs, chewing gum, vomit, and [?????].

It definitely looks a bit too good, but the only platform logos at the end are PS3 and 360. I've never been so excited about a bait and switch.