I can actually see the fast-food-breakfast betrayal on your face through that first bite, chew, swallow starting at 4:10. Textbook.

"Rechargeable batteries have—this is physics—X number of cycles."

Haha, 'cyberspace.' In other news, Pat Robertson advocates tougher speeding laws on the information superhighway and more lifeguards for web surfers.

G as in giraffe, gymnasium, gyroscope, gist, geronimo, gigantic, ginger, and George!

He's also so gosh darn honest. Some of the things he's saying, I imagine if he had a PR rep they'd be having a stroke in the sidelines right now.

A Neil Gaiman story where the world of fantasy intersects with the real world, to supposedly comical effect? Stop the presses.

Drunk.

rubbing, usually one's pelvis or erect penis

I tried making the image clickable, but who knows if that works.

aka Randy Samberg

Seriously. Where I'm from, that is known as a Clown Pounder.

I've got one and live in fear of its eventual failure. The parts are all replaceable, but they're not cheap (duh) and the way the chair wears, I feel like a repaired chair would feel odd unless you replaced things in pairs (like the armrests, which hold the back on, or the black shock grommets on the back panels).

And a god damn honest-to-goodness orange robot. Named 'The Roboz.' No contest.

That sure isn't how you pronounce Peugeot.

The Tommy Westphall universe.

You can get Alan Wake even cheaper if you use points. I chose the 'buy using Microsoft Points' option and paid 360 points for it, which is about $3.50 at the rate I bought them last.

A reminder: stay in school, kids.

*making DO

It's not, that one folded in 1989. Sucks to see the name resurrected by this turd of a 'developer.'

That screenshot aspect ratio isn't doing Lara any favours.