I don't get it. Where's the nudity? The drugs? The trips to rehab? The car accidents? The drunken upskirt photos?

That's so unfair. Even my doctor asks if I'm ready before flexing his index finger.

"A fight breaks out here and the fan is going crazy!"

Those Beavers really can take a pounding.

Hi, I'm a woman and I'm the primary breadwinner in my home. My husband puts a lot more work into our home. And you know what the crazy thing is? We still love each other! Because love isn't based on stupid gender roles, but on mutual attraction and respect.

Dude, where do you live where driving a truck is a desirable thing?
That's hilarious.

One of the best scene's in all of high school sports is when the Coachella Arabs take on the Palm Spring Jews every November.

This story will run during the A block of every Fox News show. The war on Christians continues right after— oh wait, he's a Mormon? Fuck him. More on how Obamacare will kill you after the break.

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Honestly, I get that white people have nothing better to do than pretend to care about race issues by talking about who is on SNL, in attempts to appease their white privilege guilt, but I'm getting very tired of all this.

Can you blame Burbach for wanting to combine his team dinner with a chance to spend time with his daughters?

In Hooters defense, they do a good job with children (e.g., coloring books and balloons). We called it new mommy shopping when we went there.

What an idiot. Club 205 is half the distance to Jantzen Beach and they go topless.

You need to get a cat.

My thigh gap says "Fuck you, Robin Lawley," I do what I want.

It works both ways. Men are portrayed as worthless if we aren't bringing in all kinds of cash, we are all stupid and pathetic, and if we don't drive a truck we are less of a man. Just the opposite of women, if you are thinning on your head it is looked on as a joke. I will make a deal with women.... you guys can…

Huh, I would've thought he worked at Dick's.

Can you please forward a link to the pissed off charts? I wasn't aware of their existence.

My God, hasn't LSU endured enough sacks already?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!