One of the best scene's in all of high school sports is when the Coachella Arabs take on the Palm Spring Jews every November.

This story will run during the A block of every Fox News show. The war on Christians continues right after— oh wait, he's a Mormon? Fuck him. More on how Obamacare will kill you after the break.

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Honestly, I get that white people have nothing better to do than pretend to care about race issues by talking about who is on SNL, in attempts to appease their white privilege guilt, but I'm getting very tired of all this.

Can you blame Burbach for wanting to combine his team dinner with a chance to spend time with his daughters?

In Hooters defense, they do a good job with children (e.g., coloring books and balloons). We called it new mommy shopping when we went there.

What an idiot. Club 205 is half the distance to Jantzen Beach and they go topless.

You need to get a cat.

The biggest lie in this whole ad.

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

So, they hired a chick that used to get paid to take shots to the face and head? How does that make her any different than a lineman?

My thigh gap says "Fuck you, Robin Lawley," I do what I want.

White people are supposed to do that; it is all just part of God's plan of manifest costumery.

Good for the cops.

"We apologize to Willie Lynch, who, thanks to a $1M lotto payday, is now emancipated from working for the man."

What if I told you boys would be distracted by the mere presence of girls and harass/assault them, crappy misfitting polos or not?

Huh, I would've thought he worked at Dick's.

Can you please forward a link to the pissed off charts? I wasn't aware of their existence.

My God, hasn't LSU endured enough sacks already?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!