Well there's getting to date all these Hot Asian women from OK Cupid, that and of course Bacon.

That or you need to eat them quicker.

Him wearing the confederate flag on his jacket says "self-loathing", and the Lambo screams "Douchebag".

Yes, But will I be able to buy performance enhancing drugs to give my player in the game the edge he needs to go to HOF.

They are getting paid a ridiculous amount of money to begin with, why should they care if they EVER touch the ball

At&t Uverse in a Landslide.

Well they didn't win the championship game so I don't think Hooters would be appropriate.

These cops could show the NYPD a few things about stop and frisk.

Ok now this definitely deserves a FUCK YOU Boston. They wouldn't be this brave without Batman to back them up.

It's COD the Noobs are just gonna buy it so they can hack MP to be the first to prestige like every year.

I love a good rivalry, but these two always end up acting like children about it.

So, if he tells you to go fuck your mother, your suppose to come back with "Sorry to tired from all the time I've been fucking yours"

But what about Rock, Paper , Scissors, Lizard, Spock?

He plays Tackle Football for a living , I don't want him being a pussy, I want him to be a psycho. It makes for a better game.

You never yell "Hit the Brakes" when the car is already going over the cliff. Its already too late.

That coming from a man that wears "MAGIC UNDERWEAR"

Thing is Zell means what he says, Rand would just punk out in the end.

ANY combo of those 4 is an overwhelming immediate democrat win.

Why is everyone upset at Hough, that was (John)BoehnerFace, not blackface . she was orange just like Boehner.

Well I guess this means Doug will be waiting for Green Mile 2 to come around. So this time he can hook up with the prisoner that want to punk him out.