They’ll never know the simple joy of Slappers only on Facility.

I was lucky enough to play pit crew member for a day a couple of years ago with the Shank team when they raced Prototypes. They are a great bunch of folks and I hope they go far. I’m looking forward to meeting up with them all again when they come to CotA this year.

Remember when people would mock us for comparing trump to hitler?

Let’s keep working on it. We need to do more.

Stef, in your opinion, is that a chicken or a duck?

Whatever. None of you prepared for brexit.

#coolstorybro time. In high school, I lived on the south end of Ocean City, NJ. We used to get lots of flooding when the big storms came through. You guys saw pictures of Hurricane Sandy, so you get the idea. Well, one Nor’Easter hit in the fall and it was just houses and water. We needed some food and there was no…

Um, because it’s directly relevant to cars and car owners? Speaking as a Dieselgate owner, it’s especially relevant to me.

thats the wrong music:

Someone else got Friese’d, huh. Surprised Anderson was the latest victim as he’s pretty agressive in own right.

Friese is known for taking out other riders, particularly when they are clearly faster than him and he can’t block them any longer. This isn’t the first fight he’s been in for doing this. Weston Peick got into 2 fights with Friese last year alone and both of them were for the same reason. He blasts into a corner and…

Actually F-Zero is the current President of the Nintendo IP reject club, Metroid is just the uber popular VP people always likes to talk to instead. General Secretary is the Famicom/Advance War franchise.

I have come here to chew mushrooms and kick ass... and I’m all out of mushrooms.

Alright. Here’s my cruddy entry.

Ironically the only time I’ve ever washed out a car into certain destruction was on an uphill hairpin, in a FWD Passat. Teenage breakups and “therapy drives” do not mix...

Yet they scrapped the F-22 for this for being “over budget”.

Does it not have headlights? That’d be a problem.

show the car!