Today’s gamers be all like “what why is the main character a man helping a woman? Why is it not a black hero? How come I can’t do same sex romance?”

Right, only women should be able to complain about such things. It's the Jezebel way.

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Because, like anything that starts out cute and harmless, companies try to extract every single cent out of the phenomenon, tying things together with every conceivable angle and marketing ploy, thus taking something innocent and fun, and making us hate it.

really? You didn’t know that? Karate originated in western Virginia in around 1756 and was of great use to the colonists in throwing off the control of Britain. You know the term “minute man”? That arose from the saying that a properly trained Virginian Karateka could beat “10 men a minute” with their lethal…

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

I think the important part of this is that “These are gamers”. As in, the common rabble that moves whichever way the wind is blowing that day. The actual intent of the developer is irrelevant because people just want shit to be outraged over.

These aren’t encouraging positive OR negative reviews. Have gamers not been paying attention?

Navy needs to hop on this and do a mile of canopies like this. Third each of Red White and Blue. It would look Amazing.

Now I’m going to go to the boomerang store and buy a whole bunch of them. Because fuck teenagers.

Is it just me or is she not that great of a pornstar? Terrible looking boob job and sub par skills. I feel like people are into her because they get to watch a middle eastern woman fuck. Or maybe it’s just her social media presence.

This should answer that.

It warms my heart when people wise up and stop accepting shit posts. Keep calling Kotaku out on it, guys!

No, just another article by Nathan Grayson.

I disagree with your opinion but this:

She punched him first. It didn’t connect very well but that makes no difference. If he had never punched her back he could charge her with assault, easily.

On no planet does the hair in that gif look close to being as good as the hairworks hair, never mind better. Don’t be daft.

Same here... and I have pretty big hands!

That was amazing. Seems like a cool guy, from his twitter anyway.

Stupid big phones! I’m still rocking an iPhone 4S, the iPhone 6 is just too damn big for my taste, and I’m not even talking about that Plus model, that one is fucking ridiculous. Since the size will be kept for the 6S I’ll keep my 4S for another year and a half, let’s hope they’ll go back to the 4” size for the iPhone…