You can disarm deez nutz.

Yup, the 4-day buildup to that had my heart pounding.

It's that black kid from Malcom in the Middle all grown up.

The most deadly combination of things on the planet are a human brain and a set of opposable thumbs.

or just tell your kid to go outside

But the 46 white people who were killed last month don't bother you any?

They're decent, not really that great, since animatronics are a real thing already it wouldn't be that hard to copy the style... instead of wrapping your self in foam and covering it in fabric.

Just out of curiosity, how much is Riot paying you to plug their game so hard? I understand that it’s a popular game and one of the few major contenders in a relatively new genre, but damn. You’re writing more League crap alone than the rest of your colleagues have written Destiny crap combined.

Pretty much the latter. There’s something inherently animalistic and non human about someone in the depths of multiple, horrifying addictions (and have no desire to get help). They’re technically people in much the same way as Gollum was technically a stoor hobbit....

Well if we all drool over multi-million $ hypercars, I think we're OK with doing the same over the one-off concoctions of a mad scientist.

When I was learning to drive it was books full of CD's. It might have even been more distracting trying to find MIX #234543.

Social Justice Avengers - Assemble!

Tell me where this alley is so I can be sure I never go down it.

Thanks for the informative link :) Funny though, this whole Kappa thing is just as dumb now(or moreso) that I know where it came from.

What's super funny is when you realize that Matt Lauer paid people to set this up (aka PA's and interns) and Ellen paid people (aka PA's and interns) to clean it up! i.e. these pranks are not pranks in the traditional sense...they are deeply arranged farces designed to create a youtube video that's cute (and it…

Your comment is most likely due to your experience in the AF which rarely sees combat in an up close and personal way, unless you're a PJ or Combat Controller. I'm not bashing your branch, just stating the obvious. Plenty of Infantryman in the Marine Corps and Army carry these. It may not be 'Issued Equipment' but…

Making it out of your hometown is winning?> tell that to all the small town losers lingering around the freeways of Hollywood and NYC. Winning is winning, doesn't matter where you do it. Obviously someone invited you into their life so you can turn around and ridicule them as a loser to make yourself feel better.

I wish I could be cool and go to bars.