Yeah! The Pollyanna part of me wanted to believe that Funny Or Die had done the original & that meant that there really wasn't a gross organization of bros apologizing to dead babies. Alas.

Surely you meant to say: Goddess

"Actually, they should be sorry."

she looks more glam on the subway than i did on my wedding day. :(

In the UK they come in cute little tins

Yes. And herbs since the beginning of time.....

I know! Unfortunately, they are part of the fundies that think Catholics are just as bad as Satan, alcohol, dancing, pants on women, atheists.

Yeah; technically, she wasn't jailed for a miscarriage, though; she was jailed for an abortion: they decided to refuse to believe that it was a miscarriage.... I remember in Brazil, there was some pill, intended for a different condition, that many, many people used to take to induce abortions. For the life of me, I…

Exactly. I'm officially over this guy. The pope is supposed to be the infallible voice of god on earth, and the all-this-is-written-in-stone moral and spiritual leader of millions? But Francis is just making la-la happy noises that are either mealy-mouthed equivocations or are directly in contradiction with church law…

Not really. He acknowledges that people are having way too many kids but refuses to allow using basic birth control. He's just saying the same old thing but in a slightly different way.

Honestly? While I'd love for him to also OK IUDs, hormonal bc, etc. condoms are crucial as they don't just provide birth control, but provide crucial protection against dangerous STDs. There are lots of issues that I wish the Church of my birth would change its mind on, but condom use may be my #1. Their stance…

Yo, as someone who grew up Catholic this means absolutely nothing. Its like Catholics trying to seem less bigoted about gay people by saying that they totally accept gayness, the fine print being that they never NEVER have sex. Cool Pope is saying here that he wants women to have less babies, but not with real…

See, this is why making priests celibate was a terrible idea. Now they're all like, "Hey, if I can do it, married couples can too." Cause the Catholic Church still considers contraception a mortal sin, and Natural Family Planning ain't exactly foolproof.

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

I really really need Bransons gf to go away I hate that bitch you can be progressive without a offending everybody! Seriously the russian refugees? Are you a refugee? No? Then don't try to make them feel worse than they already are...bitch. God I miss Sybil she was progressive but still lovable.

I still hold that he died suffocating in her muff, because it sounds period appropriate.

She basically said to Anna, "No one knows who the fuck you are, plus, you're an old married lady."

She sent Anna out for birth control, in a classic Lady Mary palming off her dirty work move, too.

It's an exaggeration, but no, apparently not.