So i'll come out and admit i never watched 30 Rock. So i am just going by what i am reading here. That being said, i suppose if you want to see a reference to a rape you could. But if you want to see a reference to a guy who slept with a woman, said he would call and never did, you could see that as well. It has a…

The gay card.

My ghey brother refers to this as "The Gay Shield", able to be whipped out as a defence in any instances of asshattery. It's such a disservice and insult to the LGBT community genuinely discrimated against and who suffer in appalling silence.

Threatening people just doing their job means you can't sit with us.

Last night I wish somebody stabbed me. My mother in law said: "I consider myself a progressive but why can't lesbians dress better? They aren't doing themselves any favors by trying to look like men. They should look more feminine and who knows, maybe they will catch the eye of a man and become straight. Isn't…

I'd be nervous people would be able to smell it on me. Still shaking off the Catholic shame.

I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

I hate that I have to outline this.

This might be cheating, because I submitted this one a few years ago to Jez (see? I'm trustworthy enough to get out of the greys - I'm an old timer!), but it remains the worst Thanksgiving:

One year while I was away at school, I didn't go home for Thanksgiving because I was having all four (very impacted) wisdom teeth pulled that weekend. So my family decided to come to me. Which was very nice of them, but I was in a lot of pain, and zonked on painkillers, and swollen, and on antibiotics which made me…

Well, there was the time that my car slid off the road, into a pretty deep, snow covered ravine on my way to Thanksgiving dinner after work. I couldn't crawl out because I had no idea where to go, plus I'm a total wimp when it comes to the cold and I was 10 miles from the closest house. I was 17 and wasn't found until…

Check the sticker on the back...

I beg to differ.... it uses...

How gauche! I'd only wear a 400-lb, insanely intricate gown if it was hand-beaded by blind virginal nuns, not just a warehouse full of randos.

Not a blank statement on adoption at all. No worries!

This is GREAT, but to stay GREAT Jezebel needs to keep doing what it became famous for and that is calling out sexism, misogyny, etc. The current and recent Jezebel has really been disappointing. There's too much fluff and not enough feminism. If it keeps going this way you'll just be another Perez Hilton, a dying…

Right now, I bet all the Jezebel staff be like:

I'm sorry to interrupt a private conversation, but you do need a lot of shampoo to get the really good bubbles.

She's perfect :) I dunno how, but she sleeps for a solid 4-5 hours once a day and it. is. awesome! Hubby and I are sleeping in shifts and I'm off the painkillers. It's been kinda easy so far... *knocks on wood* The dog keeps getting my nipple shields and tearing them up, though. :(

No problem. I Have been following these people for a while (as well as others in their movement). Had I not gone the route of a STEM career I would have probably made it my life's work to study extremist religious movements! I was so offended by their treatment of the miscarriage as a vector for their religious and…