Hahaha! Yeah, my dad is decidedly NOT a hippie, but he is a staunch atheist and engineer who has no time for anything this impractical or weird.

Same. Apparently my husband did the 'ol ask for my hand in marriage and my dad's response was, "well you'd better ask her - I don't care."

Ditto— from this liberal parenting agnostic ..

You should really check out his latest couple photos on his instagram

Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."

"I'm a guy so I don't know how it is for women". RIGHT, COOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. being a "badass" doesn't preclude you from sexual assault and to imply that women who ARE concerned about it are somehow weak and paranoid is victim blaming to the max. I have a friend who was sexually assaulted by a stranger at night…

Um, I hate the fact that suggesting women aren't tough if they're afraid of rape is so prevalent. How old are your friends? I'm badass, outdoorsy and strong. I don't take any crap from anyone but I'm not dumb either.

Fear IS a fact of life. That doesn't mean it's present at every second. Death is a fact of life - does it consume your every thought? When people ARE afraid all the time, there is usually a reason. When those people are adults with lots of life experience, those reasons are usually past experiences. To say those…

I have a gun. It's not pink and it's not cute. I won't apologize for carrying it and I won't apologize if I have to use it to protect myself someday. Because the truth is that we do live in a society where I feel unsafe as a woman many times. You can argue all you want that I don't need it, but that's a subjective…

To people who hold strong beliefs it would be very hard. But regardless you missed the point.

Hey, Sudanese courts!

My favorite hotel in the world stocks the bathroom with BVLGARI products from shampoo to soap to moist towelettes. Every time I stayed there, I would shove the extras into my luggage so both the bathroom and the extras were refilled. No other conditioner has made my hair feel so soft and luxurious and it smells…

A thousand points to Gryffindor!

Thanks. I hope you have seen this: http://www.digitalspy.com/fun/news/a5727…

What up, Sunday Jezzies! I drunk-posted a comment on yesterday's diet-related article about how I'm not organized enough lately to eat well. When I woke up today, I was like 'wait, why?' So, I blew off reading a couple of shit-tier papers from my to-do list, went on a long walk in the beautiful sunshine with the…

41? Damn grandpa, its 6 PM EDT, time for you to get off the internet box, almost time for Matlock.

My mother's response to people asking for money at baby showers is to gift a bond. Because it is an investment in baby's future, so who can complain? AND it puts a spike in the obvious cash grab.

Those were dark times they'll never understand.

1.) Buy your rich friend a copy of Emily Post's book of manners and bookmark the page on Gift Giving and Receiving, mail it to her house, and skip the baby shower.

"There's a sexual caste system where women do the thinking, and men do the dirty, dangerous jobs."