Yup.. Cuz women are dumb! So, for their own sake they must be kept barefoot and pregnant!

I was reading last year's stories before and saw yours.

You know what would've been great? If "Kate" had said something like "I know this couple who've been wanting to adopt for a while and I guess that if I'm pregnant, I can give them my baby. Their names are Mark & Jacob...

See? The problem is that your mom actually wants to be practical and logical, instead of just shoving stuff down people's throats... How outrageous!

I know, right? I mean, if I'm gonna deal with 9 months of consequences, at least I should feel good for 5 freaking minutes.