Manual transmissions are akin to horseback riding. A fantastic exercise for enthusiasts, but almost entirely outdated for the real world. Although rowing your own gears is definitely cheaper that racing your own horse...or just owning a horse.

I really hope this whole Ukraine thing completely blows up in Putin’s face. It’s definitely looking that way as Russia’s economy is in absolute shambles after less than a week.

Same here. I don’t know if I’d say I’m “excited” about it but I’m definitely interested. 

2023 Integra-Will they adequately spiff up the Civic?

This is so sweet! Much love to you (and Rory!)

Maybe now’s an opportunity to bring Alanis King back and give her the reins and see how weird this place will get? Daily Criss Angel sightings? Even worse pizza takes? I’d read.

I’m fairly sure one day I’ll end up writing:

My Wife And I Own A Couple Of Dozen Cars, The City Isn’t Happy About It

my fiancée — who recently fell in love with diesel

Alfa Romeo can get an award for making people take the train, as their cars are unreliable shit. They can’t even sell in the fucking pandemic :p

Looks damn good, but you just know it’s been hooned nonstop . . . that’s the whole point of owning one of these.

And you get a free 2nd driver!

You should probably check the URL up top before bitching about Jalopnik.

I legit miss going to Costco. Their food, both in the food court and in the grocery section, was legit great. They are also really good for stocking up on office supplies. Also got two phones there, and both of them came with screen protector and case for cheaper than just the phone itself at Best Buy or whatever.

Car Rental through Costco.com is (in my experiences) always unbeatable. All fees are priced into their quotes.

At least we don’t blather on about how evil car ownership is.

Cause of death: 1st Gen, no nannies

I mean, they keep scaring off writers so they have to get someone to do it.

Trying to speed up the natural process?

Dear Jalopnik,

This Ranger is in Tampa, where it’s likely lived a life free of road salt,