Two very unique things? No, Jason, NO!

I’m not superstitious.  Just a little stitious.

I don’t say negative things about my car (such as features I wish it had, drawbacks, etc) where is could hear me. I don’t want to hurt his feelings. 

That if I’m really observant, keep up with basic at home maintenance, use premium fuel, and baby my 15 year old Audi, my mechanic bill will be less than $1,000 when I take it in for regular service intervals.

I’m not going to sit here and pretend you should have done better... but this is why places like Germany have real safety inspections, not the bad jokes that count for most areas here stateside.

Do you remember what happened to Darth Maul in the Phantom Menace? That was a severed torso.

Same car, two years later, 27% higher price.

Salty Waitress?

This is Lifehacker not Jalopnik lol

True. I have contemplated murder when forced to listen to that particular tune blasting from another car while waiting at a stop light.

I dunno, hearing some fish flapping against the windows is rarely good either.

“click”, then silence.

Loose belt. The distinctive screech puts my hair on edge and I feel great anger towards the driver of the broken Grand Am that it is inevitably coming from.

Bass (as in music, not fish)

The crunch and tinkling glass of a car accident.

As much as I hate really loud exhausts, I’m going to say all the little rattles in the dash/interior that only happen while driving (and sometimes, in certain temperatures) so you can never really pinpoint them to fix them!

The click click click noise when a car fails to start.

“bottom endy” noises.