Same car, two years later, 27% higher price.

Salty Waitress?

This is Lifehacker not Jalopnik lol

True. I have contemplated murder when forced to listen to that particular tune blasting from another car while waiting at a stop light.

I dunno, hearing some fish flapping against the windows is rarely good either.

“click”, then silence.

Loose belt. The distinctive screech puts my hair on edge and I feel great anger towards the driver of the broken Grand Am that it is inevitably coming from.

Bass (as in music, not fish)

The crunch and tinkling glass of a car accident.

As much as I hate really loud exhausts, I’m going to say all the little rattles in the dash/interior that only happen while driving (and sometimes, in certain temperatures) so you can never really pinpoint them to fix them!

The click click click noise when a car fails to start.

“bottom endy” noises.  

You generally don’t want to hear screaming.

Must be the front porch.

Never cared for any of those Matadors. This is the Matador you seek

FWIW, the sheriff’s office tweeted out that no signs of drug use or foul play were immediately apparent.

Not sure I could wind my way through about a billion dollars worth of historic race cars without wetting my pants

Our own David Tracy claims that Jeep (big surprise, right?) was the first to try this, with the front end design of the original Jeep Wagoneer: