48 miles

Lol come on.  They both rule the roost because they’re aspirational image products.  The actual technology means nothing to MOST of eithers customers.  Don’t fool yourself.

Because bigger is heavier and require even bigger batteries to have the same kind of range so the cars would cost more and still won’t be ideal to do road trips.

There’s also no Chevy Supercharging network. That’s a big big deal, at least currently.

Check surroundings indeed.

Swap 4 wheels for 2 and you become the faster pastor.

Gwen Stefani? David, you are gonna need to turn in your Detroit Credibility Card pretty immediately. Please return your Olde English “D” gear, post-haste.

Strange vacations?

He needs to get an old Hearse. Start a new side business, start doing funerals, he can transport the body and then pray for them. 

Hellcat!

Show that you still have dignity and get body color-matched tape.

I mess with Gorilla Glue a lot and the first thought I had was “why not just water down some Curel nail polish remover, mix it with a shampoo/conditioner, and let it sit for a bit?” Then I saw how much GG girl put in her hair and I said to myself, out loud, “shut the fuck up and let the doctor do the work.”

The double reverse reminds me of the Cha Cha Slide song, which I guess I’m pretty neutral on. 

Could I do it?!

Only sold as a used car. Perfect. 

I’d save it the same way Old Yeller was saved - take it out back and put it out of its misery.

V12 diesel manual wagon, brown.

This smells like a case of not reading labels

What legal options? This smells like a case of not reading labels or Googling product first -before- using it. In other words, this shit is all on her, because GG has been on the market for well over ten years now, if not longer and makes clear that you don’t use it for anything you don’t want stuck forever.

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.