Ooooh.

Your seatbelts have them.

These fucking guys. I’d rather die than watch that video, Samer.

Would prefer they kill off the damn foot operated parking/emergency brakes instead, my ankle can’t always articulate that way.

I'd rather own a $40k Mazda3 than a $40k Camry. 

Can’t force greatness 

“The NBC theme song for the football game was the last thing, other than some personal words from his wife, he heard before the transplant.”

That was my first thought...this doesn’t look much different from a mirror besides there being a camera in its place. I don’t know why they didn’t do something more like this

No to mention enough genetic material from all levels of life to resurrect that small town in future.

By wise and reasonable you mean totally lame, right? Now I have to hit play 60 times and that’s just unreasonable.

Mike you naughty boy, does Mother know you’re addressing an adult woman without her in the room?

You won’t live to see 50

Got halfway through your prologue before I started worrying about Barry having to delete every extra space in this exceptionally long Jamboroo.

The only acceptable reason to hang TP that way is if you have little kids or cats.

Agree! I’ve not properly read the article or the comments yet but had to sign up to complain about the way the toilet roll is hanging. Paper has to hang from the front!

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…

Good column, Doug. Entertaining, but also informative! You feeling okay? ;)