TIL the honor society for students of English is ΣΤΔ or STD.

Bent, missing, broken car antennae.

The answer is always…

Please stick it in David Tracy’s ear this weekend.

Shouldn’t be difficult, Raph, you do live in New York City.

Hood hinge cover replacement made easy:

There are seven total states that have no required vehicle inspections: Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Minnesota, Montana, South Carolina, and South Dakota. Michigan and Mississippi also generally don’t require inspections, except for in some extremely specific scenarios.

Why do companies feel they have to react to these types of situations? All it did (as this article exemplifies) was magnify a horrible situation.

You should recommend a decent shoe for ~$80.

You should recommend a decent shoe for ~$80.

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Never trust Carmax or Carvana David Tracy when it comes to their multipoint inspections. As long as it’s clean and moving a Jeep, they don’t look at much.

David Tracy and Torch would like a word with you.

Same car, two years later, 27% higher price.

That’s standard.

FFS, another Scooby Doo remake.

I’m not saying I liked you more when you were dead, but I made bank selling my copies of your zine while you were.

Proprietary diagnosis and parts.