12 years and still going strong...Trixie

My rich-as-hell cousin’s been to all sorts of sporting events and he says World Cup Soccer is the best drunkiest place he’s ever been (Vegas champiohship prizefight is the most electric btw).

The future...

Joe Torre’s Twin?

Please, for the universe’s sake, become a vegetarian.

is there another food that can only be paired with one other food?

Don’t shave and DON’T LET YOUR FRIEND MARRY THAT WOMAN! Who knows what else she’ll be demanding in the future.

Despite what you (and frankly, everyone) say about Arby’s there is something magical about it. Yes, the roast beef is shit, Yes, the sauce is horrible. But put those two fuckers together and some sort of sorcery creates deliciousness. It cannot be explained by mortals.

Only the Patriots (96) have given up fewer total punt return yards than the Rams (101).

News:

Someone do it with this:

Your go-to fast food meal.

Goddammit...that’s burned into my retinas...now I won’t be able to sleep tonight!

The three best Twitterers to follow are...

I see it...a sold out stadium in Jacksonville.

If the batted ball touched the umpire before it was touched by a fielder or it passed an fielder other than the pitcher, then the following things happen:

1) The ball is dead. 5.09(f)
2) The batter is awarded first base and is credited with a single. 6.08(d), 10.05(a)(5)
3) The runners advance, if forced. 7.04(b)

If…

What happens when (not if) someone dies in the ring or shortly thereafter?

Exactly! Tradition is NO playoff, mandatory conference allegiances and Keith Jackson.