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I’d still trade places with my dog. She’s got it soooo good!

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Two interesting ones:

JW did say of Deadspin: “We need someone to watch the watchers.”

This is going to give Bonds a swollen head.

I don’t like the binary aspect of The Jalopnik review—”I’d Drive It” and, I suppose, “I Wouldn’t Drive It.” Maybe go with, “I’d Drive the Shit Out of It, “I’d Drive It,” “I’d Rent It In a Pinch,” “I Wouldn’t Drive It,” and “I’d let Torchinsky Drive It.”

Best Closed Caption of the Year:

I thought I was on Onion.com when I read that headline

Look where Redbook hides its beauty tips!

“You gotta be bleepin’ me!”

Great recipe, Albert, but for $5.99 the Costco rotisserie bird is tough to beat.

A ghost of someone you loved would be the worst...followed by the ghost of someone you hated.

surprise!

good name...

A week before my son was due to hear from his top college choice I spontaneously burst into tears after thinking that if he didn't get in, he wouldn't be able to experience overwhelming joy. One week later came the news: he didn't get in, and I was surprisingly collected when he told me. A couple of weeks later he was

What the fuck happened to beer, cars and insurance?