This is going to give Bonds a swollen head.
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I don’t like the binary aspect of The Jalopnik review—”I’d Drive It” and, I suppose, “I Wouldn’t Drive It.” Maybe go with, “I’d Drive the Shit Out of It, “I’d Drive It,” “I’d Rent It In a Pinch,” “I Wouldn’t Drive It,” and “I’d let Torchinsky Drive It.”
Best Closed Caption of the Year:
I thought I was on Onion.com when I read that headline
Look where Redbook hides its beauty tips!
“You gotta be bleepin’ me!”
Great recipe, Albert, but for $5.99 the Costco rotisserie bird is tough to beat.
A ghost of someone you loved would be the worst...followed by the ghost of someone you hated.
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A week before my son was due to hear from his top college choice I spontaneously burst into tears after thinking that if he didn't get in, he wouldn't be able to experience overwhelming joy. One week later came the news: he didn't get in, and I was surprisingly collected when he told me. A couple of weeks later he was…
What the fuck happened to beer, cars and insurance?
Another mystery...what color is his beard?
"Mutant fly's eye vision"
When does the MLS season start?
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