Can I get a refund on these?

Notice this?

There is something magical in that Arby's roast beef sandwiches taste like shit unless smothered in their sauces...then they are pretty damn good.

another fernwood classic

See the wienerless

Then you, Hugh, blow for financing a bachelor party on a credit card (and my apologies if the marriage lasted less than a month and you paid the bill before charges accrued in which case you do not blow).

Find them $8 tongs in here...

Food Court Eat-Off

Is that 4:20 on 4/20 on Easter. It's MIRACLE!

walking on water

wow...a third way to misuse "its" or "it's"

oh fuck, did you see the bloody mess inside that egg after Alton bit into it? And it didn't peel too easily either.

now you can prepare something like this:

Sitting on wide tracks and powerfully rounded wheel arches, this five-door saloon expresses its style over a length of 4.70m.