This hurts as well...

ooh...thanks. next time I will probably still not read carefully

How 'bout them dawgs.

mmm..banana and honey sandwich

The original headline

Oh no...more French. Cumin, by the way, adds the following je sais quoi: "Merde."

Your death will be slightly slower than this...

Middle School bus on the last day of school.

Points of Interest—

No...Bailee. As in "That dude what got me out of jail was the bailer and I was the bailee."

I just want to hear Tina Turner and Deep Voiced Man sing:

Jesse Helms 1973-2003

Although I might lose my Snark Card for this post, I thank you for this week's Shift.

They sort of missed the boat on the extremes. If you move all selections to the right, your "beer" should be this:

Where oh where is nitrous oxide (whippet good)?

Sorry Keegs. But had he taken a whack off her rack, she'd have a puffed tit.

Turn her over and he would have muffed it.

put this back in the tube...

Methinks he and Bieber went to the same "how to be interviewed" class.