Where oh where is nitrous oxide (whippet good)?

Sorry Keegs. But had he taken a whack off her rack, she'd have a puffed tit.

Turn her over and he would have muffed it.

put this back in the tube...

Methinks he and Bieber went to the same "how to be interviewed" class.

No...he said, "Is that legal? Tender?"

Drive at night...very late at night and only listen to AM radio.

Bought a Mazda Mazda3 in January with its smooth 6-speed manual giving up my 04 Matrix with 160,000 miles (and its original clutch). The only time I hated the Matrix was when I drove in cities with lots of traffic. Scooting around the west coast, Los Angeles was the worst and Phoenix and Seattle were bad as well. San…

WATCH!!

Learn to spell "Favre."

Studies show that 97.54% of humans like scrambled eggs prepared the exact same way their mother (or in the case of the Wayne family) or their butler prepared them. I agree with your recipe Albert so you must be my mother (or my butler or my long-lost brother).

Because, you know, ther is that famous U.S veterinarian, Beyoncé Knowles.