I love how butthurt this post is, considering how Madrid spent EXACTLY ZERO EURO in new signings, while clubs like PSG, Barca and City broke the bank this season.

Seriously, that touch.

“I learned to read!”

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

“Is this Lenny? Hey, Lenny, SUCK MY COCK!” And that was locker room talk.

Every supporter of a PL club hates that fucker with every fiber while simultaneously wishing he was in their squad.

Yes. Yes he is.

James Corden explains:

It’s already catching on in the States too.

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this.

+1 Mouse

Originally posted: 6:50 EST
#1 Updated: 7:06 ESP

Jerry: What was that?

Hopefully he does not want to take a guitar lesson any time soon.

"aging dinosaur rocker"