You know there’s a place where you can get help with this problem. I heard Scott Sterling went here:

Quantum Leap.

“If you kids don’t sit down and shut up I’m turning this starship right around!”

I’m guessing sitting in a parked Volt playing Mario Kart is probably a better experience than driving one.

I don’t like to think of the Gamecube as Old Nintendo, but I guess it kind of is at this point. I wasn’t even a teenager when it came out, but I remember playing Luigi’s Mansion, beating it, and then eagerly awaiting Melee. That was honestly the last Nintendo console that I loved.

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

There, there now, David. You’ll be okay.

Just don’t get carried away.

Torch, thanks, you just gave me a great idea. I’m gonna manufacture accessories for autonomous cars. Make a killing. Here is a prototype.

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

A2Br

Fridge Drivers

The prone driving position. It was part of one of my many childhood automotive doodles. Sure - it would greatly lower the center of gravity, but that's about the only benefit from it.

12 volt deep fryer on gimbal mount to cook as you drive

Except that new lights are so bright it doesn’t matter if your high beams are on or not. Damn HIDs, get off my streets!

I want my 5 minutes back.