That Johnny Depp, he make them cry.

mmm…bacon strips the size of beach towels…

"…for the most of those trapped in the incandescent tangle, there was no hope…"

…Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple
Whirling…

And then yah write a hit song that chronicles all your deepest insecurities, constant paranoia, and profound mistrust of the one you claim to love and act like you own…;-)

Real human, believe it baby!
…watches you from peepholes in crawlspaces, lives in a secret room inside your house, just like Bad Ronald!

Secret Service said this guy was a real cry-baby.

…and Lo, the Deppocalyse continues.

Hydrogenating bowel obstruction ?

"…duck for a fuck; fuck for a duck; fifty bucks for a fucked up duck."
Was that what my brother said when we saw it in the theater?

Its real food!

This dissuades all but the truly adventurous from utilizing strategic urine streams as poop ship destroyers.

Vogon Fission simply could not comprehend the poogone mission due to clinging to his erroneous foregone conclusion.

…was thinking he'd go all Donald Sutherland Invasion of the Body Snatchers:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Been so long i thought this maybe was already on and cancelled by now.

That's the one!
.
(careful, first hook is a doozy)

…and the Screaming Blue Messiahs song:
"Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge"
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Surly helicopters piloted kidnapped submarines into the twin parking garages of New Torque City.

"There are certain rare individuals in this world who seem bereft of all common sense. These are the people who set their eyes upon an objective and immediately all intelligence, logic, good advice, unsolvable problems, and insurmountable obstacles go completely by the boards. The characters we refer to are obviously…

Venom wearin' denim.