Engage.

Both Alan and Bob were known for cumming after a huge jack, man.

Was this what you were trying for?
http://www.montcopa.org/Arc…

Olive Oyl is the only lube for him.

I know, right?
…and its just the tip o the iceberg.

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Anybody actually ever get stabbed with a pencil?

When he travels time for the future of mankind, all will be revealed.

Trumpy, while tuggin' his pud,
said: "Curse this diminutive dud.
When i want some its flaccid;
my piss burns like acid,
and i only ejaculate blood."

Not if you're a steady man.

Who is his Houseroy?

…sure to be redeemed in your eyes when you're rolling with laughter at the big screen reboot of:
The Astronut Show

Noah sure does have a way with an arc.

Randolph Mantooth is great in an emergency!!!

Purge movies are so goshdarn quaint.
Only one day a year?
What a Utopia.

Howza 'bout plumpin' the lil fella up?
Make 'im more oompa loompa…

Eh, stranger things have happened.

…and did.
As seen in the classic:
To Of and Of Not

I'm not sure I agree with you a 100% on your police work, there, Lou.

…those farts are but a harbinger of the propulsive uncontrollable rancid sharts that follow.