It was really the Clark Kent costumes that put him off.

Eventually the vociferous dissenters devolved into two camps: Gustboasters & Bustghestors…

"…The hunter has grace, beauty, and purity of heart to be found nowhere else. You can make no distinction between what they are and what they do. And what they do is kill. We, of course, are another matter. It is our faintness of heart that has driven us to the edge of ruin. Perhaps you won't agree, but nothing is…

Robyn Pennacchia is that you?

I thought The Who had introduced themselves to the new management and had already duly noted the close similarities to the previous regime.

Requiescat in Pace Theresa Saldana.

Yikes.
Hate to think of the first time he tried "bath salts."

You may be thinking of Klinger…or perhaps Father Mulcahy

Also, his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

I laughed 'til lactation from facetits.

Oh, there's plenty of lunatic monstros as well.

Just try living it…will drive you light years beyond merely insane.

Starfox sounds kind of fun to chat with.

I like your show.
Especially because there is no engine in the van and it is pulled by a team of six ponygirls.

Other National Lampoon covers:
http://lampoon.rwinters.com/

Ah, the days of insanity theme titled print magazines…

It is within the realm of possibility i suppose, still kind of wish they'd draw this distinction more:
it is not a Fantastic Four movie at all, it is an Ultimate Fantastic Four movie.

Ripped or not, JK Simmons in Justice League can only class the joint up.

…the Black Holes of the universe are actually Gods' holy anuses.

Just wait til the second coming of summary judgement.