Why does anyone ?

That it is.
Once saw a guy in a chicken mask and jumpsuit set up a camera crotch high, projected to big screen, take off his jumpsuit and proceed to read his bad poetry in a shaky voice while his king kong size ding dong took up the screen, petulantly berating those who did not like the pity laden poesy or trembling…

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage…the nozzle. Please do not move while the nozzle is engaging, moving will disrupt calibration of…the nozzle. Please wait while we calibrate…the nozzle. Please do not look away from…the nozzle. The nozzle is now calibrating…the nozzle is still calibrating…the nozzle has…

…upgrade to Hoverheels, less obtrusive.

Well, the world is comprised of stories of all shades after all. Tell us a story.

Negrodamus knew how to play predictions as well.

The club can't even handle him right now.

Yet an abundance of little tribal squabbles ejaculated forth from assorted deluded and under-numbered factions in wankfests of ultimately meaningless but temporally destructive incidents before being squelched decisively by the over-arching pre-existing power structures are all too easy to imagine.

Fuckin' s a fab fusion of eating and being eaten simultaneously; a Schrödinger's pussy quantum entanglement…

Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending nor beginning
On an ever-spinning wheel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple
Whirling…

Its the fifth Civil War that brings agents over from Sliding Albion through the Bleed to be our new overlords…

Everybody's got a special kind of story;
Everybody finds a way to shine.
It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what?
They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine!

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Time Cube not so much…

Would you be willing to travel back to May 27, 1998 with me? {safety not guaranteed, of course} I think if we simply lobotomize Brynn, Phil will definitely survive the following night.

Yeah, that wicker man in the neighborhood of make believe was something else.

Who knew the brain-dead and brain-damaged could be brain-washed so easily; chuckles, the brainiacs doing all the brain-washing, i suppose.

Frank Stallone has an upcoming action flick with Chad Lowe, Daniel, Billy, & Stephen Baldwin, Beau Bridges, Robert Carradine, Michael Buscemi, Brett Harrelson, Don Swayze, and Clint Howard.

Plus all those roving packs of hungry chupacabras harvest their fair share of meatpeople.

O.C. and Stiggs have Criterion yet ?