I really really want those solar roof tiles :(

Tesla automotive will be fine. Musk will be fine. Early and even later adaptors, too. The only worry I have left is when the business turns commonplace and there’s lots and lots of cars out on the road being driven by casual buyers whose enthusiasm about cars is limited to points A to B and back again. Then Tesla…

Unless something has changed in the last couple of years, Lucas pledged to donate all $4 billion dollars he made from the Disney deal to a foundation that supports public school education.

So, yeah. I’m fine with it.

He actually gave nearly all of those millions to charity. About as far from a waste as you can get

Lucasfilm is already working hard to portray Kylo Ren as a spoiled child. They don’t want Ralph stepping on their toes.

Next up is CashPass - You pay them $20 a month and they send you $5 every day. 

The CEO really should have spent some of that investor cash on business classes at a community college. I gotta hand it to him though, looking at his history he just keeps on failing in increasingly larger ways so I guess he’s technically failing upwards.

no ones wfe/girlfriend turns around and smiles like that after getted shot in the back

Ah. Thanks for the update. That makes more sense.

The author updated the article to specify that the settlement addresses “delayed features”. I had a Model S with Auto-pilot for just over three years and it never left “Beta”. It’s one of the reasons I chose not to get another one and pay $5-6000 for a feature they may not deliver and which may not ever be legal to…

Yep, that’s true. Not to mention the consumers sign an agreement when they purchase the vehicle that they understand it’s just an assistant and is in NO MEANS meant to drive the vehicle for them, that they must be mindful and keep eyes on the road and hands on the steering wheel. Which in both accidents, it was proven…

Bullshit. This was an organized hit on Tesla.

I love those things! They’re cheap as dirt at Harbor Freight, too!

Yeah, they’re still working out the bug (pardon the pun):

Electric swatters. I don’t have to repeat ever. I just watch the motherfucker fry, and it gives me great pleasure if it takes a couple of extra seconds to sizzle.

I prefer a more permanent solution:

Bullshit. I swatted a mosquito almost twenty times, before I gave up and went inside. After every swat, I watched this guy lazily make his way back to me for another attempt. Mosquitos down here never learn. Perhaps my blood is just too intoxicating to give up.

Finish the books. Seriously. Just finish the books.

Lithium-Ion has come a long way in the last two years. It's like new tech which seems to advance exponentially. Building a deck is a serious job and it sounds like your batteries weren't up to the task. I agree that sometimes it just make sense to break out the corded if you've got it. Seems like there will always be…

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