All you need is the rolling intro credits and you’d have a pretty cool opening scene for a spy or heist movie.

A couple of things wrong with these statistics.

This will cost $1 million dollars per unit after they add safety and reliability requirements that then must be verified.

That’s not digital!

They save lives, folks.

If Polaris sells these to the military for less than $100k a pop, I’ll be genuinely shocked.

Another big bonus is that it’s cheap. You can buy a regular RZR for $15,000, I can’t imagine the MRZR would be too much more, and no matter what it won’t come close to a JLTV’s unit price of well over $400,000.

Spring compressors.

Nope, I’ll let the shop change out my struts, thanks.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

We are going to find out this is a PR stunt in 3... 2... 1...

The left rear wheel falls off. It falls off. It falls the fuck off.

Party at the Jiffy Lube tower does not have the ring as part at the Sears Tower.

Intake... of what??? It’s outer space. Though not a pure vacuum, wth are those things supposed to .... intake?

“It’s never crashed.”

Honest question, given the truthfulness of reporting out of North Korea, it seems like one COULD have crashed on NK soil and never been reported.

And its better than 99% of the population in NK is eating.

Because the Glock is a proven design. Why try and redesign something that works so well?

It’s that the pistol is held sideways that increases the badassery!

Are you also frightened of the wind, or trees?

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