Address the cosmetics, but leave the powerplant be. It’s adequate for what it is. If you want something fast, don’t start with a convertible 3rd-gen.

The Youabian Puma laughs at your Fiat.

While it’s not a “brand new” Nissan Altima, I don’t understand all the negativity in the comments.

A lot of people would do what Coleman did without expecting anything in return. I help people just to know I did something nice. He got a car out of it. Yes, Offset apparently has a lot of money, but he did something he…

Because “brand new” typically means “new” and what is shown is at best a 2012 model.

Because that Altima is a few years old. That body style is 2007-2013.

Lusting after GM malaise? I can sorta understand it then, but now?

Wow! These cars sucked. In 1992 I had just graduated from college. I was in the market for a new car. Looked at these....briefly. Ended up buying a new Acura Integra with manual for about $15k. The Prelude SI was out of my price range.

Can some gazillionaire please buy all of these and crush them for the betterment of mankind?

CP when new, CP now, CP forever! God, the very sight of this shitbox makes me want to puke!

As I have an unusual condition that renders the hair on the back of my head to grow faster and party harder than the slow growing serious-minded hair towards the front, I have to give this a NP.

These were garbage even when they were new, sorry to ruin your rose-tinted childhood memories.

I wouldn’t expect the 6 to be a 4 door Miata, I would more expect that out of the 3. But please have them explain how they want to be the “zoom-zoom” brand while they killed off Mazdaspeed. If there was a current gen MS3, there is a 98% chance I would’ve gotten one, especially now that they’re finally adding Carplay.

Somebody somewhere is now going “but I chose not to have four kids, I should be a millionaire by now”.

I’m more worried about the ease of unplanned pregnancy in my son’s first car. I would prefer a vehicle that no father would let their daughter ride in with a boy and is so uncool in every way.

I said “some kid”, not my kid.

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

you don’t internet much, do you?

Well it’s neither of the ones in the pics, based on the wheels.

I was talking to a coworker about this very thing and he brought up a good point - usually when you see this it’s someone trying to cover up fender rot that’s so common on those Silverados.

Giant fender flares on an otherwise stock wheel/tire truck. It looks ridiculous and serves no purpose.