“Sideshows” are dumb. Shining lasers at police helicopters is exceedingly dumb. I’m glad they caught the guy.

same thing I thought

The Allanté is also notable for having what was once described as the “world’s longest assembly line” as the Pininfarina-built bodies were flown 4,600 miles from Turin to Detroit for final assembly, 56 at a time in a specially outfitted 747.

I certainly hope not. Did you see those cankles?

It depends. If the roof is open, it’s nice. If the roof is closed, it’s dark and gas stagnant air. The best part is the tailgating scene around the park.

I mean there was 2011, when they won 96 games and took the division and then.....well, crapped the bed in the NLCS by putting an obviously completely gassed and ineffective shaun marcum on the hill for game 6, where he predictably got bombed in the first inning. But yeah, that was a good and fun team, with Nyjer…

+1 Goddamit I See What You Did There

Next thing you know they’ll be bringing in realty TV stars like a NBA coaching job is just some frivolous thing to give to anybody who says they’re qualified enough.

Dear God please yes.

First there’d be some screed from Lonzo Ball’s dad that it’s a great fit because you need a point guard to teach a point guard, not some wing scrub like Walton. Then after an 0-10 start something about how Lonzo Ball is being held back by a jealous coach who knows Lonzo is a better point guard.

Yeah, if I’m a Bucks fans, I’m not crying over spilt soda over this.

I seriously cannot wait for him to coach the Lakers next year.

For money that could be spent on a good car (996, Cayman, off-lease AMG), why would I ever suffer the interior of a vehicle that only math-deficient poors should have to look at?

They should look in the nearest river.

It may be a trick of the light, but that hood scoop looks juuuuust a little crooked. My inner Monk protests.

I am fond of this generation of Ford stuff. I can almost hear the Ford power steering pump whine now. I would 100% buy this thing. NP

Sounds like someone has touchscreen envy....

That sounds awesome. Play touchscreen airhockey against the guys in the backseat

1. I agree.

The officer almost got run over.

I can’t blame him for having his weapon drawn, and assuming the suspect was hostile.