Legally purchased with no background check even after the FBI had investigated him, nor psychological check — let’s not forget!

I read something a few years back that said Texas had to modify its state laws recently because they still allowed for cannons. Bear arms = fucking cannons. This is why you don’t let people own firearms. They’re stupid.

Fun fact: Ira means ire in Spanish. You’ve certainly conjured it.

If you steal a couple of million, wouldn’t the first thing TO DO be to move abroad? Preferably somewhere with no extradition treaty with the US and in this case, plenty of casinos. I mean, after all, you can find a Domino’s pretty much all over the world now.

I had a unique name + surname combination. I was the only one, not just in the US, but more or less, in the world. It was kindda awesome. But then I got married to somebody with a weird Mc surname, and took it on as my own. Naturally I assumed I’d continue to be the only one with that new name in the whole world. Lo…

Does that, according to pro-life science, make us all... baby-killers? Because every month we’re handed beautiful and perfect almost-babies and we just go and period them away?

Hi fellow Texan. I moved to a completely different continent for the reasons mentioned above. I’m sure you made a very smart decision and I wholeheartedly support it. Maybe us exiled Texans can start forming support groups abroad?

I second this request!

“I used to feel empty. There was so much loneliness.”

Ah, I need a list of celebrity sex offenders so I can do a better job of blocking their sex offending asses out of my life.

It´s not the same. Sexual assault and rape are actual crimes. There is a difference between saying stupid things or acting inconsiderate, and actually molesting or abusing somebody.

Just a thought from my perspective as a bilingual journalist. In addition to all the wonderful suggestions here, you might want to consider working with a bilingual writer. I presume your grandfather’s native language is Spanish, and it’s important when interviewing people to let them freely express themselves in…

She probably gets it if she doesn’t say that.

Please somebody tell the king about the wonders of coffee and a cigarette!

Yup. That’s what I thought too.

And Claire: she’s already pregnant. Why make things harder on yourself by going full Brazilian? (yes, I know, JAMIE....)

THIS! Thank you. I was wondering what was going on. Something changed. I thought maybe the scriptwriting. Or that they focused too much on the production side of it. I can’t put my finger on it! I’m losing interest, fast.

I thought he was a natural blonde who died his hair ginger for the series? But I’m not 100% sure.

Totally. You win the internet.

*sigh* (grumbles) Thanks... :(