Ranking of Cavs players by how much I’d want to see them start at QB for the Browns with no more than a week’s training at football:

What kind of an asshole puts a self-promoting copyright on an image they found on the internet? I know it’s probably his twitter lackey, but Christ. Unless you’re a fucking homesteader in the 1800s, you can’t just plant your flag in the ground and say “HYAH, THIS IS MINE NOW!!”

That is just... weird. It is like digital kleptomania. You have to know you will get caught, but can’t resist.

I was waiting for Abzû since the few pictures we got during E3 2015... Not disappointed with what has been shown this week, it will be a definitive purchase (you can’t go wrong with Matt Nava and Austin Wintory), yet another game shown at E3 was high on artistic grounds as well, and I haven’t seen anything on Kotaku…

DO NOT MAKE HARD CANDIES. THINK OF YOUR INTESTINES! Those sharp edges!! My feet cringe!!

Now tell me how to make them alcoholic.

Well, yeah, I know that, and you know that—but an awful lot of folks watching Bear Grylls “survive” with an attendant camera crew evidently bought his snake oil routine, so this article—and others like it—can help to dispel some of the poorly-founded beliefs of a certain segment of the public.

I mean, you probably know…

“maybe calling yourself Sky wasn’t such a smart move after all!”?!

At least Sky stopped Skynet from happening.

We should start calling them “Skyholes”. They want to own that term too, right?

Or No Man’s Scrolls

Could’ve been worse. They could have tried to call the game No Man’s Edge.

These fucking Sky assholes. They had them settle because of the fucking word “sky”, which is something that’s ALL AROUND US AND ONLY ONE WORD AND LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR STUPID NETFLIX-FOR-IDIOTS?!

At last! LEGOS that won’t hurt like a @#&^$%&% when you walk on them. Well, unless they’re still in the molds, anyway...

This is quite true. The same thing could be said about difficulty levels as well. There are always people who see something that might make something less difficult and then complain about it. Even if it is just an optional easy mode.

So normal fetch quests are bad, but on demand RNG fetch quests are OK? I’m going to be optimistically skeptical of this feature. I mean, I guess what would have otherwise been a banal chore, gains some functional value when you have to ask for it as a way to learn where to find a material. It becomes instructional…

People would just google where to find it anyway. This does the same thing but keeps them immersed and in game.

Maybe, but you can just as easily NOT use it.