It's literally just called OpenCL.

SciFi Writers Have No Sense of Scale.

Time to bring back FoxTrax, huh?

OP doesn't have Jon dying.  They have Dany *thinking* he died.

Really too bad that all that effort produced such a middling end result.  It's just too at war with itself.

It's not that it's just harmful to men.  It's that it's harmful to literally everyone, including the men it's supposedly the highest ideal for.

Oh god I just choked on my drink.  Send help.

Alternately, maybe he stowed away on Thanos’s ship and got a ride to the “prime” timeline.  Unlikely, but could've happened.

The Elevator Fight redux.  Except Cap hijacks it because he's smarter than them, and the Russos know that they can't outdo that scene, so they evoked it and then gave us something new instead.

Not explicitly, sadly.  There are some glorious beam cannons though.  None so 90s, but glorious all the same.

New head canon for why “sometimes it takes a little while” is because some other Thor has borrowed it.

Yeah, THAT one seems like it’d be weird.  I bet Cap was pretty in and out on that one.  “What the heck, why are you a ghost?  Never mind, I’m putting this back and leaving, I’ve got better things to do than talk to a dead Nazi ghost.”

She and Quill talk after the Battle. That’s when she knees him in the balls after he tries to kiss her, because she has no history with him yet.

I loooooove Thor in this movie. They gave Hemsworth so much to work with, and he turned in pure gold. I can’t wait for Guardians 3. I hope we get to meet Beta Ray Bill, and the two of them split off for cosmic adventures (chasing Loki?).

The time travel is nothing that kids will have any trouble with.  It's explained well on-screen and given adequate emotional resonance.  It's only when you get nit-picky that it becomes a problem, but that's true for literally all time travel plots everywhere.

Me either.  My friend and I were racking our brains and counting off every character we could think of.

Yeah, but he’s now lived like 120 years by that scene (not counting the ice). He went back to 1945 to be with Peggy, and then came back to 2019 the long way.

That's a different Loki though.  That's Loki from 2012, immediately after the Battle of New York.  No Dark World, No Ragnarok.  Things are gonna get *interesting* in the Loki Disney+ show.

I’m still not totally sure that's not Mysterio fucking with Peter.  It's Mysterio.  Trust *nothing*.

Harvesting enough of that info at any competent tech company is going to set off SO many information security flags though. The data should absolutely be anonymized 99% of the time, but there’s a defensible case to let it be available to some employees in part.