Dude, the reason Optimus died was because they wanted to clear the line for new toys. Hot Rod was a walking plot device.

Ultra Magnus is a chump whose greatest contributions to the film included ordering a retreat and dying. Yep...long may he reign.

I suggest wiping that abomination from your mind and staring longingly at the recently released Masterpiece Bumblebee instead.

The first rule of Cheese Club is you do not talk about Cheese Club. Now, we've got to take your balls.

A smug lolicon? Now I've seen everything.

You still not getting that you're the one acting like the fuckwad on the internet? Cognitive dissonance. Maybe you can google it?

You must have a fulfilling life.

Nah, I'm saying Miss Jolie reminds me more of Skeletor nowadays than a woman I'd want to be with.

Is that a rhetorical question? How the hell would I know if I could stay with someone for 44 years regardless of orgasm parity or not? I thought you sounded bitter because well...prepare to have your mind blown... you completely ignored the fact that the woman in question loved her husband enough(and was happy…

Sometimes I have to stop having sex without finishing with my GF because it hurts after she cums. Does that somehow make you less bitter?

Hackers was a classic sir. Back when Ms. Jolie could still give me a boner and laptops were cutting edge tech.

Take that back sir. Bazrael was awesome. He had knives for fingers! And he did a pretty decent job up until his Dumas programming started driving him insane again.

I've wasted about four hours of trying so far. Not counting the minimum of three Swordbearers I kill a day for Eris. A friend of mine had one actually show up at the postmaster. Nice Bungie. Go fuck yourself.

I can smell the compromise in this list.

This is pretty much a direct response to the internet gnashers and wailers. They even made her breasts smaller. I don't mind it, but the costume is pretty plain imo.

Aside from the obvious reason that twintails are not to be abided I don't see the reason for hate.

Except he didn't fuck his sister...and she still thinks it's cool to throw a fit whenever they see each other even though they're family. I'm having trouble seeing the hero in this story.

Yuki would have frozen your platform if Onii-sama had been snubbed by the character selection committee.

Chihiro best girl.

"Destiny has good shooting mechanics, being in a firefight is fun."