Wow. First thing that came to your mind was what my dick looked like? Awkward...

And the classy comments have already begun.

Good thing they don't keep blacklights in hospital rooms.

Yeah...I wonder what she'd have to say about you, Casanova.

I'm sorry, but if you knew much about the possible characters listed in the write up above you would not be excited. Maybe Spider-Woman, but there's a lot of overlap between her and Black Widow. Black Cat could be taken to interesting places if they made creative use of her luck powers...otherwise people will just…

Some people want to build a surreal tapestry with their writing others want to simply inform. Her style is the former. I accepted it that for what it was. Just because some aspects didn't appeal to me personally does not mean it wasn't well done in that particular style. Just my opinion.

Yeah...if you're spending six bucks on a meal while eating out you're *usually* doing something horrible to yourself because it's convenient or you have no other choice.

I consider Zelda 2 to by my lifelong nemesis. Does that count?

I'm trying really hard, but I can't quite seem to spot the syphilis in any of these pics...

"You can live."

I'm not going to pretend that this wasn't well written like some of the other commenters. It is. In the authors specific style.

This from a country that has to import women from other neighboring nations to marry their sons? Yeah...when most recent studies put 88% of all single Chinese between 35 and 39 being male. In this same age group, 99% of females were already married.

Take it away! Take it away now and burn it until no trace of it remains in this world!

With all the penis and turd shaped food we ingest across the globe I see no problem with this. In fact, I'd totally be down if it's actually chocolate with powdered sugar.

Cops must have been G1 fans.

I see no flaw in your logic.

Come on Nippon. We've been through this already. You don't need a space force. They'll just die in the thousands.

At first, I was going to go into old old school TMNT mode and needlessly explain that all the turtles wear red bandanas.

A new modern movie helmed by the comedic genius that brought us women shitting in the middle of the street and jokes about how sexually assertive overweight women make other people uncomfortable.

PS: I could be wrong here, but there have been just as many, if not more, women Ghostbusters than men across all its various media incarnations. This isn't new.