You completely missed the point. The first 3/4s of the post were meant to satirize the tone of the strip. The last paragraph was meant to show how absurb both sides of the argument are.

You seem knowledgeable. Then I would assume you know that knights were a small proportion of an army? That their equipment varied greatly. That most participants on a battlefield were lucky to wear more than padded cloth with leather additions.

It's fun to say things like "possible" and "quite likely" isn't it? That way you can say just about anything.

There's a lot of irony in my post. Its all on purpose. Its how I express my incredulity.

This now famous comic strip is stupid when you realize that the armor she is wearing wouldn't stop arrows even if it covered every square inch of her body.

Crime against humanity right here. Time to glass over the entire shithill.

Protip: If you're going to fuck on camera at least get some money out of it.

Yeah it was kind of weird mentioning a good, but sort of obscure Mel Gibson movie when Turok is obviously the biggest influence here.

Next you're going to tell us its not real...

He legally changed his name to Booboo Kittyfuck.

Yes. Not just smart phones. Pretty much any mobile electronic device. Batteries are not magic.

As someone that reads, you shouldn't be unsettled. You're dead and having your soul flensed for eternity by malevolent forces beyond comprehension.

Your argument is invalid. Do you know why? Bay did the same thing to Optimus Prime.

You know what really gets me?

You wouldn't happen to own a cow would you? You see...I've got these here magic beans for sale.

KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN!

I'm inclined to agree with him. The first season was solid. Then it kind of devolved into an anime trope graveyard IMO. Granted, I could only take a handful of episodes of SAO shitting the bed before I opted out. So maybe it picked up after the "save the princess" BS?

This is to appeal to the purse crowd I assume? There's no way that's fitting comfortably in a pocket.

Games are expensive to make. I also imagine some of what they're asking for is to recoup theirs costs for buying the rights to the game from Atari.

I can't wait to play the latest DBZ standing while screaming Sim! Who needs goats when I can be stationary for 90 minutes at a time at over 9000?