The faces that look like piled up turds left in the dark corner of a dilapidated apartment ..

Tell me more about how awesome you are.

Shhhh.

You're identifying as something alright...

See here. I don't care for your future sir.

This is a $10-15 game with $60 game production values and a $30 price tag.

They both have similar strong facial features and they both probably had the same on set spray tan settings.

I'll be waiting for Bandai's SH Monsterarts version. That whole line is golden.

Character, Class, and server EQ alumni?

I wonder how many years have been lost from people dying because they couldn't wait two extra minutes.

Twitch plays Pokemon is like watching a geriatric circle jerk.

No one cares. Go away now.

You know how I knew this was going to be about XBL before I read the article?

I'm buying this for my 360 because "graphics ain't everything™."

And upon reaching the summit he was immediately sucked into the vacuum left by the mysterious, some might say supernatural, disappearance of every single one of the fucks this callous world had to give.

My favorite is when they sell the season pass pre-release and then go on indefinitely without announcing what people are paying for.

Damn you bills! You're keeping me from enjoying the sensation of someone sticking a dull blade into my guts and twisting for around 80 hours.

I'm wishing this away really emphatically.

I've suggested Dark Souls to everyone I know. Almost all say no straight out of hand. Without a second thought.

Thats not the only draw. Its just what people like to brag about.