Uhh...now you're the one misunderstanding a post...the snake devours its own tail.

I'm going into old man mode here, but pictures aren't worth a thousand words. They're what you use when you can't think of a thousand words to say.

Is there ever a situation that you feel isn't adequately covered by the careful application of a gif or meme repost?

Are you saying that the diamond encrusted cock rings paid for by my purchases from EA and Activision are somehow less beneficial to the human race?

Well now you see firsthand what its like trying to talk to someone like yourself.

I'm sorry, but anyone that can relate to ANY GTA protagonist has serious problems that are probably beyond rockstar's ability to help.

Yes, GTA 5 only provides playable male characters. What they're glossing over completely is the fact that every playable character is the GTA franchise is a complete scumbag. They're criminals. Thieves, murderers and madmen.

Great art, but this is pretty much a non game. Your choices as a player are next to nil.

Is it possible for you to post without making some sort of childish comment about me personally? You know...like an adult? You are an adult right?

I think you missed the part where these women are fucking soldiers that can handle themselves better than most men and women on the planet.

I think you missed the part where it was about prostitution. Prostitution does not equal sexual assault or harassment. It could have been consensual despite the alleged repulsive recruiting practices.

I'm amazed that you can manage to claim the moral high ground while rolling around in a pit of mud.

Don't bother trying to separate the two. Publishers and developers don't.

Had this happen to me multiple times. When I got a good amount of free time I just went through without quitting or logging off. Beat the game that way.

I'm waiting for your righteous indignation to retroactively affect the last decade or so of mobile gaming. Until then...you sort of look behind the times. This is how gaming publishers and developers want it. This is how they'll squeeze that 2 billion in yearly sales into 2.3 billion. To the sound of thunderous…

Don't believe everything you see on TV.

Just wait a month and you can pick one of the dozens of consoles in stock off of the shelves.

Why's it always got to be "war" with you people?

This just sounds like a horrible idea. Wake up early. Fight traffic. Fight crowds. Fight your complaining family. Pay full price.

Ahh the Internet troll's final form manifests.