Next time someone disputes my entirely factual claim that the sky is purple I will proceed to call them a hater. Thanks.

I'd be more amazed if this video had people squading up and joining a fucking game together.

I'd be more amazed if this video had people squading up and joining a fucking game together.

Its a milked franchise. You can't claim a difference just because its YOUR milked franchise.

I like how all the assholes commenting on COD repeat the same stupid stereotypes about COD players. Wonder why? Oh yeah...because Kotaku's populated by ignorant hypocrites that would rather stare at the world through stained glass than leave their comfort zone. Because its the only acceptable form of hate left here.

Its pretty much universally understood that adults don't call each other names and still have the right to claim professionalism.

What is it with you not being able to speak to someone without acting like a child and resorting to name calling? Get off the internet. Its mad you a shitty person.

What is it with you not being able to speak to someone without acting like a child and resorting to name calling? Get off the internet. Its mad you a shitty person.

I love cognitive disconnect. Its why I occasionally come to Jezebel. The land of bitching about mens' female stereotypes while spouting women's male stereotypes. Broad strokes are so much easier on the wrist right?

I imagine this write up is the sort of thing that proud parents would want to show their child to inspire them and make them feel special.

Its a family photo of people dressed as characters from a children's cartoon/game you sick fucks.

Its illegal to accept money as a contract for a product or service and then break that contract in order to profit. A preorder is a contract between customer and retailer. The customer pays early with the expressed purpose of securing the product on release day. This breaks that contract. Hence why they're being…

Are you really that oblivious or are you an employee of said retailer?

You don't see what's wrong here because you seem to be unaware of what a "preorder" is.

I have a friends list that's 70+. Five or so have had their characters deleted. Some multiple times. It's a problem. Not 100% repeatable. If it were we could assume they would have spotted it in testing.

So thick skinned that this person immediately ran to their Twitter security blanket and wrapped themselves up all warm and cozy in their role as a victim?

Remember when people were strong enough to not express every single indignity on the internet?

"Damn those "booth babes" that are thoroughly compensated for their time. We've long grown past the necessity for their presence at Cons and Trade shows...whoa did you just see that half naked Pikachu?!? Take a picture. Gawker's going to permajizz over the page views this generates!"

Reminds me more of the UNSC capital ship designs.

"The minimum wage is not an acceptable analogy because that has far reaching repercussions that most people are incapable of understanding due to the education required to truly know how money and markets function."