I'd be more impressed if it was the Hammerhead. Yeah, I'm empty inside...

Because Nintendo fans are quiet right up until you shit on the childhoods they cling to so strongly. These games sell on nostalgia. I guess it's only fair that they're reviewed with nostalgia glasses on.

Owen Good: People who compare tech specs are morons

" It's actually in their contract if you want to sell your game on the Live store; the Xbox version must be either superior or comparable to the other versions, or must be released first on the XBox."

Ball gag. She loves it.

Ahh, well. It had it's good and it's bad. Overall it was a serviceable film that retained the core message of the original while stripping it's personality away. IMO of course. Jeremy Davies was the highlight for me, but he was a little too type cast for the part.

I didn't ask for this.

You're not alone. You don't have to be ashamed and say "kinda."

You think Solaris was a good remake? Really?

Pretty sure the studio confirmed that picture was just a pre production stand in.

Fair enough. Pushed out ass aside I think that's fantastic sculpt work.

I hate when someone says tattoos are forever. No, they generally last anywhere between a few hours and fifty years.

Fire Emblem is the only franchise that I wish Nintendo would port to other consoles. It'll never happen, but yeah...I can wish all I want.

You know, it's really amazing, but not everyone in the world shares your particular interests. Maybe you should try accepting that instead of devaluing something they enjoy out of some Grinchian impulse to judge and subsequently ruin their fun

It looks damned good, but why go through all that trouble with the facial appliance and then leave her teeth normal?

I love that the main defense of the apologists is that, "they changed it" so the character didn't resemble as Ellen Paige as much as she first did...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't Microsoft. Despite what the assorted bitter Bettys say, at least they listened.

There is no point to stand on. These are the terms that publishers and developers have set for themselves. Who cares what the fuck you think when I can point to the shit right on the box of the game?

You're the one arguing with the industry that sets these terms. They have always omitted PC from claims of Exclusivity. I didn't call you stupid, but you made a stupid statement. Sorry for not softening that blow for you sport.

Yes, I believe I mentioned bonuses. Most developers are not Infinity Ward. They have a very murky relationship with Activision. Activision will never let go of Infinity Ward. They built that brand. It's damn good to them. Maybe not so good for gamers that wonder what a world would be like if IW made a game…