Does it bother you at all that every article in the Gawker media ring would likely fail the Finkbeiner Test? It's a stupid test created to ensure false positives.

How many male rocket scientist obituaries have you read? Swallow back your impulse to lie to prove a point. We both know your answer is "none." So how the fuck would you know what's talked about in them?

So because Kotaku posts one of these stories a month then the rest of the world should be reading them?

"set in a time period previously untouched in Star Wars films or television programming."

SPOILERS:

Anyone else feel like a complete shit when you're talking to Anderson in the beginning? I mean, he's fighting a losing war of attrition amidst an urban hellscape and here I am...subletting a Citadel fuckpalace that he had stashed away?

This is a ramble that could have done with some tightening. The most glaring transgression being that Mr. B leads with "games are cheaper now than ever before."

Wow. I prefer my Xbox over Playstation, but damn...that's an incredibly silly thing to say man.

The Kinect was a failure? In what universe? It might not cater to core gamers, but it sold well and it's popular with casuals.

Relax people. It is a bit irresponsible of Mr. Hamilton to portray this as a new practice, but all he has to do is include an addendum at the end clearing his omission up.

Beep beep. Quality content right here.

You probably shouldn't throw around words like "great" when referring to things that you've only had glimpses of in demo videos on the internet.

Tentatively optimistic. Cyber punk is under appreciated nowadays. Especially considering it's sort of becoming a reality in our lifetimes.

I just wanted to see the console run some games. Not a run down of all the features that Sony will give up on half way through implementing.

I was just going to post about how much Don Bluth influence I see in these.

*insert comment calling for a human beings painful death because he made a dumb decision involving a cute animal*

I wouldn't call it new. Hollywood does this a lot actually. Not only do they manufacture hype, but they fall for it every now and then too!

I would think that, to a dwindling population, children would be one of the most valuable commodities. Hell, people pay top dollar for kids nowadays...and it's not always to have sex with them.

Need a suspiciously placed and phallic protrusion.

They should have taken a page out of Gawker's books.