Plus, all the former retail employees starving in the streets, with their families, will help fertilize Mother Earth.

Fair enough.

I bought Dawnguard on day one. I'm still in the very early stages of the quest line. I've spent my last two days off of work mostly running around the country side as a werewolf. I HATED being a werewolf in the original content, but now I love it.

They serve the exact same function. They are all plot devices that serve to create tension, move the narrative, and grow the characters.

Must be nice to be paid good money for two years to do jack shit.

Using that logic there are no genres in fiction at all. A dragon, a nano virus, a cheating wife/husband, a terminal disease. Each a different narrative device.

"Sci-fi and Fantasy are both two sides of the same coin anyway."

That could be a reasonable deduction. I thought maybe EA/Bioware was trying to sneak in future DLC files to make up their losses for pushing a free DLC on XBL. Pretty sure it costs them money for every item they put up.

"throwing insane damn ideas against a wall and calling it art"

I think indoctrination theory is a way for fans to give themselves an out. It's grasping at straws to make the shit shake taste better.

I have a Gentle Giant Boba statue that's in, almost, that exact same pose.

Next, can we have a video explaining why this was such a huge download?

You're one of those guys that liked the endings of Lost and Battlestar Galactica aren't you?

Bethesda and Microsoft have had a good relationship for a long time. Morrowind was on the original X-Box. Oblivion was a launch title for the 360. Bethesda games sell very well on the XBox. Nearly all of the DLC for their various titles starts as 360 timed exclusive.

The point is that it's another story to play out with different characters and quests. Skyrim has a common theme of providing two sides to a lot of their stories and letting the player decide.

So, in other words, you like JRPGs. You could have just said that.

Max and Miriya's. How romantic.

That's a good thought that had occurred to me given that their technology seems to be devotedly organic...inorganic life might be anathema to them.

I'm here to make a value judgement based on less than thirty seconds of gameplay from a game I know next to nothing about.

Glad they rebooted this...for the second time I think?